Hello my friends,
Shawn "Heartbreak Kid" Michaels here, your President, your Attorney General, your king of retardedness is back with a column! First off, in my column I will write whatever bullsheet I need to get off of my mind. And I'll review a wrestler in every column.

So IWA's first card is up. Well thats good news. Now I focus on RPing again. I really hope this federation will hold up. I believe it will, after all, you've got two legends running it, and then you got Sam. Ha. I hate starting from scratch, but at least Terra's still here to make fun of. Speaking of new people. We've got Casper, my opponent for this week. I've talked to Chris about him, and it seems this guy is pretty good. Only time will tell how good. Can he defeat the greatness of the Heartbreak Kid? I don't think so. Then we have Bullet. What a creative name. Best of luck to this guy.

After my little match against casper, you'll all see a little change in me. Some question my ability to get it on with the best. The last good match I had was against Jason Davis in which it was a double DQ. That was basically one of the few challenges I' ve ever faced that whole year. Lets face it, Prez' had me facing people that could easily be defeated. Even Jenny was kicking guys' asses. Well, maybe IWA will bring us some new challenges. Speaking of ladies.... Let's talk about rumors.

Another Woman Joining IWA?
- Thats right. This is something that no one else but I have ran across. I will be bringing a woman to the federation. She's a beginner, but don't think you'll be able to run all over her. She's getting trained by one of the best.

Some Former NSW Talent On the Way?
- Maybe, maybe not. I've been in talks with some former athletes about acquiring their services. Its looking pretty dim right now. But maybe the H-B Kid can come through, we'll see.

Shawn Michaels, The Ant, and Primetime * Sanders resign from IWA.
- Ha. I'm just kidding.

Shawn Michaels to Make Powerful Enemies?
- We'll see.

The Strike no More?

- One of the most dominating stables in NSW history, next to the OCnWo. Is this duo still active friends? Or are they all going to go their seperate ways?

Thats it for the rumors. Oh wait I forgot the biggest most important thing I wanted to tell you. Ha. Me and my girlfriend Alisha were having a chat with Owen Hart one night, and she said to me "Dennis, you know how they have all those variety matches in WWF and stuff? Maybe you guys could RP in a cage." The wording might not exactly be the same . But after explaining to Alisha the whole RPing process, we came up with some variety matches. Such as whoever has the funniest RPs win the match. The match graders will grade on funniness alone, and decide the winner that way. It could also be a trash talking match, whoever can trash talk the other the most. Maybe a.... retarded match... You don't wanna know. You can credit that idea to Alisha. If it wasn't for her we never would of came up with this new way to win matches. I need to know what ya'll think . So talk to me.

When it comes to lengthy RPs who do you think of? I think of Primetime * Sanders. This guy does some of the longest RPs in the world in the least amount of time. Its amazing. I can't believe he's never been world champion. It must be becaus e the Presidents keep holding him back. Well, that won't be happening here. He's one of the best and by damned I'm going to let him shine. And shiiiiiiiiiiiiine he will. While we're at it lets put him in a fued with Terra. Wouldn't that be nice? I'd like to see it. A fued with Venom would be nice. I read Venom's RP not too long ago, they look like they would be a challenge for each other. Hmm..

I'm going to leave you with some news on the NSW Awards Show. It looks like they isn't going to be any wrestling matches. But I will personally put together the polls and post them at IWA. Maybe NSW too for the people not involved in IWA that might still be checking there. Where the hell is Jason Davis?

- Shawn Michaels