
[The IWA logo appears on a black screen
with some copyright information. IWA Impact then hits the
airwaves. "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie
begins to play. The Impact promo rolls. Video clips of
all the IWA superstars is shown. We're then shown Trump
Plaza in Atlantic City, NJ. We cut inside where the fans
are going wild for the first IWA PPV. We're taken down to
ringside after an impressive display of pyro.]
Ross: Hello everyone and welcome to
Atlantic City, New Jersey! This is IWA Impact!
Heenan: That's right! All your favorites
are here just to entertain you all! We've got a great
show lined up for you. Let's get to our first match!
Bazooka vs. The Ant
Hardcore Title Street Fight
Ross: Well folks were here at IWAs
Impact, and were ready to get hardcore!
Lawler: That doesnt sound right
Heenan: Sure doesnt
Ross: No, Im talking about our Hardcore title
match!
[The announcer at ringside begins announcing as In
the End by Linkin Park hits the speakers and
Bazooka, along with Anita, walks out to the ramp]
Announcer: And now, your current Hardcore Champion,
weighing in at 310 lbs., from New York City, New York,
heres Bazooka!
[The crowd cheers, a few boos as Bazooka and Anita make
their way down the ramp and to ringside.]
Ross: Well, Bazooka sure looks confident!
Lawler: Well, with a woman like that by your side, its
hard not to be!
Heenan: Got that right.
[Bazooka makes his way into the ring, and Anita makes her
way to ringside as the music fades out, and the announcer
begins speaking again]
Announcer: And his opponent, from Washington D.C.,
weighing in at 211 lbs., heres Anthony The
Ant Brown!
[Who We Be by DMX hits the speakers as Ant
makes his way to ringside. Ant then stops at ringside,
then looks up at Bazooka, who is ready to go. Ant then
goes under the ring, looking for something to use as a
weapon. Ant finds a trashcan, and throws it into the
ring. Ant also finds a few chairs and tables as he throws
them into the ring, then hops in. Bazooka grabs the trash
can and prepares for the Ant. Ant hops in and grabs a
chair and goes right for Bazooka]
Ross: Wow, these two are sure going to give us quite a
match!
Lawler: Thats right, theyve already got their
weapons ready to go!
Heenan: Weapons rule!
[Ant, who is almost hit by Bazooka with the trash can,
jumps to the ground and hits Bazooka in the leg with the
chair. Bazooka drops to one knee and drops the trashcan
as Ant hits him in the head with the chair. Bazooka drops
to the mat as Ant tries to hit him once again with the
chair, but Bazooka rolls out of the way and grabs a chair
of his own. Bazooka throws the chair at Ant, giving him
enough time to get to his feet. Bazooka then runs at Ant
and slams him into the mat. Bazooka then grabs Ant and
the two men begin exchanging right hands]
Heenan: Wow, I wouldnt want to get in a fistfight
with Bazooka
Ross: Yeah, if Ant wants to win this match, hell
have to use his speed!
[Bazooka then begins getting the best of Ant, and begins
slamming him with even harder right hands to the face,
neck and chest. Ant drops to the ground in pain as
Bazooka grabs a chair, and begins trying to hit Ant with
it. But, Ants speed saves him as Ant rolls around
in the ring, and finally hops to his feet. Ant runs over
to the other side of the ring and grabs a chair for
himself, and holds it up. Both men begin looking at each
other, testing each other out. Ant then takes a few
swings at Bazooka, and Bazooka takes a few swings at Ant.
Suddenly, both men lunge at each other and begin having a
type of swordfight with the chairs. Huge clanging noises
of metal on metal can be heard, and finally, Ant hits
Bazooka with the chair in the arm, causing the one arm to
let go of the chair. Ant then hits Bazooka in the other
arm with the chair, causing Bazooka to drop the chair
completely. Ant then slams the chair directly into
Bazookas head, but Bazooka doesnt go down.]
Ross: He didnt go down!
Heenan: Wow, chair shot to the head and still standing
Lawler: Wow, what a shot!
[Ant, puzzled as to why Bazooka didnt go down, hits
him again, with the same result. Bazooka begins wobbling
as Ant swings the chair from the side this time, hitting
Bazooka in the side of the face. Bazooka finally goes
down to the mat as Ant smiles, and continues hitting him
with the chair as the crowd begins cheering at the
violence. Ant continues hitting Bazooka, wanting to
finish the match right here and now, but suddenly, Facing
Hell by Ozzy Osbourne hits the speakers as Emmitt,
holding a metal baseball bat, runs out from the back with
a referee of his own. Ant turns his attention from
Bazooka to Emmitt as Emmitt runs down to the ring and
hops in]
Ross: Here comes Emmitt!
Lawler: He must be here to take advantage of the 24/7
rule!
Heenan: Well duh!
Ross: He said all week he was going to give it a shot at
the Hardcore title, and here he is! With a baseball bat
to boot!
[Emmitt, who is now in the ring, swings the bat at Ant,
but Ant blocks it with the chair. Ant tries to hit Emmitt
with the chair, but Emmitt blocks it. Emmitt then swings
at Ants feet, but Ant jumps out of the way. Emmitt
then fakes like hes going to swing at Ants
head, and swings at his ankle as Emmitt connects. Ant
then grabs his ankle, and Emmitt hits Ant again in the
ribs. Ant drops the chair and drops to the mat, holding
his ribs as Bazooka gets up behind Emmitt and begins
choking him. Emmitt drops the bat and tries to get
Bazooka off of him, but he cant. Bazooka then
throws Emmitt down to the mat and grabs the bat for
himself. Bazooka then slams Emmitt in the back and legs
with the bat, then walks over to Ant and does the same.
Bazooka then turns Ant over and goes for the pin
1
2
3
!]
Ross: Well this match is over!
Lawler: Bazooka is still the Hardcore champ!
Heenan: I knew it!
Announcer: Your winner, and STILL Hardcore champion,
Bazooka!
[The crowd cheers as In the End by Linkin
Park hits the speakers once again. The referee gives
Bazooka his Hardcore belt as Bazooka gets out of the ring
and Anita congratulates him. The crowd continues cheering
as Emmitt and Ant struggle to their feet, and begin
fighting each other. They dont even know the match
is over. The referee then walks over to them and tells
them that Bazooka has won as both men, exhausted, drop to
the mat again.]
Ross: Wow, what a match that was!
Heenan: Bazooka proved hes still the man to beat in
the Hardcore division
Lawler: Got that right.
Winner: Bazooka
[The show goes to commercial. Owen Hart's
face flashes across a black screen for an instant.
Thunder's face flashes across the screen next. Shawn
Michaels is shown for a brief instant. Primetime as well.
Terra is then shown. Even Venom flashes across the screen
just before everything goes black for a few moments. We
then hear the low rumble of an explostion occuring way
off in the distance. Slowly the screen is light up by the
huge explosion. A big white mushroom cloud engulfs the
screen. The words "Ground Zero" appear.]

[Then the words "It's coming... April 7th"
appear before the screen turns to black.]
"HBK" Shawn Michaels vs. Jason
Davis
Jim Ross - What a match we have for you
next!
Bobby Heenan - WOO! These two go way back to the NSW
STRIKE! Days
Jerry Lawler - Shut up, we know their history together.
Jim Ross - Take it away Howie
Howard Finkle - Coming to the ring first, he is one of
the most talented youngsters in NSW and IWA history, this
is, JAAAAAASON DAVIS!
[[ Jason Davis steps onto the entrance, the fans boo. He
is accompanied by his valet, Holly, who gets whistled at.
Pyros blast off as Jason Davis and Holly make their way
to the ring. ]]
Howard Finkle - And next, NSW Hall of Famer, SHAAAWN
MICHAAAELS!
[[ The fans cheer as the Sexy Boy/Kid Rock Trucker Anthem
remix blast the PA System. Shawn comes out doing his
usual dance with Jenny by his side. Pyros blast as he
poses in the ring. ]]
Jim Ross - Here we go!
[[ We see Holly pounce at Jenny ]]
Jerry Lawler - Damn those two women look fine!
Bobby Heenan - I'd like to see them do it together.
Jim Ross - Hey! Shut up! You can't say that!
Bobby Heenan - Lesbians turn me on.
Jim Ross - Shut up!
[[ Holly is on Jenny, grabbing her hair, Jenny turns her
over. ]]
Bobby Heenan - .. Ohhh!
Jerry Lawler - I've got a cheap motel with their name on
it!
Jim Ross - This has turned into a catfight!
[[ We see Jason Davis attack Shawn from behind as he trys
to go help Jenny. Jason Davis picks up Shawn from behind
and atomic drops him. Shawn holds his mid section and
falls over. Jason stomps on him a few times then starts
to pick him up, but HBK elbows him, then takes him down
with a swinging bulldog. Jason's head bounces off the mat
but he gets right back up and shoves Shawn to the ropes.
Jason then goes for a clothesline but Shawn meets him
halfway and ducks, then slides underneath the ropes.
Jenny and Holly are still fighting. Holly is ontop of
Jenny pulling her hair. ]]
Jerry Lawler - I don't know about you, but I'm still
watching the ladies.
[[ Shawn starts to pick Holly off of Jenny, but Holly
turns around and slaps Shawn. Shawn then turns around to
catch a flying bodypress by Davis. Davis picks HBK up and
slides him under the ropes. Shawn slowly gets up as Davis
gets into the ring. They start exchanging lefts and
rights, Jason gets the upper hand and takes HBK over with
a hammerlock takedown. He then kicks Shawn in the back of
the head. Jason picks Shawn up and does a standing
dropkick. Shawn falls against the turnbuckle, Davis
charges at him but Shawn grabs him and eye rakes him.
Shawn then follows up with a forearm, then a clothesline.
Jason Davis gets up and gets nailed with Sweet Chin
Music. The fans are on their feet. HBK goes for the pin.
]]
Jim Ross - Oh my!
[[ 1..2.. Jason Davis BARELY kicks out. ]]
Jerry Lawler - Its just too early in the match.
[[ Shawn gets up, frusterated with the referee. He picks
Jason Davis up and tackles him down and starts whaling on
him with some "Stone Cold" punches. He picks
Jason Davis up and suplex's him over. He picks him up
against and irish whips him. Davis ducks a clothesline
then spins around HBK and takes him down with a DDT. He
goes for a quick pin but only gets a 2 count. He starts
to apply the Indian Deathlock on Shawn, but Shawn kicks
Davis in the head, and hops up and whips him to the ropes
and gets him with a running knee hit. Davis immedentantly
gets back up and the two lock up. Davis overpowers Shawn
and puts him in a headlock, Shawn shrugs him off sending
him to the ropes. Shawn then shoulder-butts Davis to the
mat. ]]
Bobby Heenan - This has been a pretty even match so far.
Jerry Lawler - Lets hope it doesn't come down to a draw
again...
[[ Davis gets up and low blows Shawn, the fans boo. Shawn
sinks down and Jason kicks him in the face. Shawn slowly
starts to get up as Jason badmouths the fans. Shawn lays
up against the ropes, Jason turns around and HBK catches
him with an elbow smash. Shawn starts to do a Northern
Lights but Davis hooks his leg, then reverses it into a
neckbreaker. JD picks Shawn up and puts him up for a
brainbuster, he gets him up and over. He pins Shawn..
1..2. HBK kicks out. ]]
Jim Ross - This is still a even match.
Bobby Heenan - Yup
[[ Shawn slowly gets up, Davis meets him with some lefts.
Shawn backs up into the ropes. Davis whips him then grabs
him and takes him over with a torture rack drop. Shawn
starts to crawl for the outside, Davis starts to grab
Shawn's leg, Jenny grabs Shawn's arms. Davis easily pulls
Shawn from Jenny. Shawn gets up and meets Davis face to
face. They lock up and Davis takes Shawn over with a
falloway slam. Shawn gets up slowly holding his back, he
ducks a clothesline from JD. ]]
Jim Ross - Davis has the upper hand now.
[[ Shawn and Davis are now up trading punches. Shawn
backs Jason into the corner. He gives him a few chops,
then Davis starts to stumble forward. Shawn gets on the
top turnbuckle and comes off with a moonsault. He then
hooks the leg of Jason Davis. 1..2..3! Shawn wins! ]]
Bobby Heenan - HBK! Woo
Jerry Lawler - Ah
Howard Finkle - Your winner, the Heart Break Kid, Shawn
Michaels!
[[ "Sexy Boy" plays over the PA system, the
fans cheer as Shawn and Jenny exit ringside. ]]
[The show goes to commercial. Owen Hart's
face flashes across a black screen for an instant.
Thunder's face flashes across the screen next. Shawn
Michaels is shown for a brief instant. Primetime as well.
Terra is then shown. Even Venom flashes across the screen
just before everything goes black for a few moments. We
then hear the low rumble of an explostion occuring way
off in the distance. Slowly the screen is light up by the
huge explosion. A big white mushroom cloud engulfs the
screen. The words "Ground Zero" appear.]

[The words "Live only on Pay-Per-View April
7th" then appear.]
Shawn Flexes His Presidential Muscle
Jim Ross - Well next we have a match bet--
[[ "HBK intro/You Rock My World" plays over the
PA system. Shawn and Jenny are seen in the entrance way.
Shawn has a microphone. He slowly walks down to the ring.
He climbs through the ropes and waits for the fans to
stop cheering. ]]
Jim Ross - I wonder what Shawn's doing out here.
Bobby Heenan - ..... STRIKE!
Jerry Lawler - Hmm, lets see.
Shawn Michaels - I am the President of this federation,
and not once have I made a match. And well, after the
comments Venom made about the United States, its time for
me to take a stand. (The fans cheer)
Jim Ross - What's he getting at?
Shawn Michaels - You see, I'm not the kind of guy who
gets along with faggets. I'm the kind of guy who likes to
see fags get squashed. I'm the kind of guy who likes to
be the one SQUASHING the fagget!
Jerry Lawler - I think I know where this is going.
Shawn Michaels - So next week at Amped, Venom will be put
in his place, once and for all. Venom will face HBK Shawn
Michaels in a No DQ Brawl! *the fans cheer*
Bobby Heenan - I've always wanted to see these two fight
one on one..
Jim Ross - Uhh.. They have, lots of times.
Shawn Michaels - And thats all I have to say, enjoy the
show folks!
[[ "Sexy Boy" plays again, Shawn Michaels and
the Lovely Jenny exit the ring. ]]
Vinny "The Chin" Esposito vs.
D.L. Money
TV Title Cage Match
Ross: Well folks, its time for our
first of two cage matches tonight. Vinny the Chin
Esposito will put his Television title on the line
against newcomer D.L. Money.
Heenan: Quitcher yappin Ross. Lets
throw it over to the Fink.
Fink: Introducing first, weighing in at 255 pounds,
hailing from Brooklyn, New York, hes the IWA
Television Champion
Vinny the Chin
Esposito!
[The Italian Mix hits in the arena. The fans
boo heavily as Vinny steps out onto the stage with Owen
by his side. Vinny tosses the TV title over his shoulder
and smiles big. He walks down to the ring and enters the
cage while Owen takes the title and stays on the
outside.]
Fink: And his opponent, weighing in at 242 pounds,
fighting out of Chicago, Illinois
D.L. Money!
[Roll Out hits in the arena but D.L. Money is
nowhere to be found. A shot pops up on the Tron of
the backstage area. A cameraman runs down a hall. He
comes across the Trio, Vinnys thugs, beating the
living hell out of D.L. Money.]
Ross: Oh I shouldve known!
Heenan: Ha ha! What geniuses!
[DL is thrown into a brick wall then powerbombed through
a nearby table. Each member of the Trio stomps him for a
while before beating him with a steel chair. The Trio
leaves DL a bloody mess on the pieces of broken table.]
Fink: If D.L. Money fails to reach the ring before the
ten count, he will lose the match via disqualification!
[The ref begins a slow ten count in the ring. Vinny looks
on with a smile on his face. Eventually, the ref reaches
the ten count and has no choice but to give Vinny the
win.]
Fink: The winner and STILL IWA Television Champion
Vinny The Chin Esposito!
Winner: Vinny Esposito (Still Champ)
Thunder (c) vs. Owen Hart
Nation-Wide Title Cage Match
Ross Its time fort he
Nation-Wide title match. This one is sure to please.
Thunder and Owen always give it their best.
Heenan - You can count on that from these two. In the end
though, Id have to say Owen will come out
victorious.
Ross You would. Thunder definitely has the upper
hand in this one. Lets throw it over to the Fink.
Fink Introducing first, weighing in at 260 pounds,
fighting out of Boston, Massachusetts
Thunder!
[Welcome to the Jungle hits in the arena.
Thunder steps out onto the stage with the Nation-Wide
title draped over his shoulder. He receives a nice
ovation from the fans. Gwen scurries out after him and
walks him down to ringside.]
Fink And his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds,
fighting out of Calgary, AL, Canada
Owen Hart!
[Enough is Enough hits in the arena. The fans
boo as Owen steps out onto the stage with Vinny by his
side. Owen walks down to the ring a little unsure. He
slowly climbs in the cage door, never taking his eyes off
of Thunder.]
Ross - And there's the bell!
[Thunder climbs down off his perch and starts mouthing
off to Owen, who looks at the cage door. Gwen, smiling
sweetly, saunters up to the cage door, and takes a chain
and lock from her sleeve. She locks the door as Owen
rushes to the door. He yells at Gwen in sheer horror,
then at Vinny for not stopping it. Vinny just gives Owen
a look like "S'e's a gurl, and yous shud jus' figt
tundah..." Owen begins to throw a tantrum, and
Heenen and Lawler are on his side!]
Heenen - THATS NOT FAIR! Who made that ruling?!
King - Gwen went too far with that one!!
Ross - Will you two shut up? Owen was the world champ for
six months! Shouldn't he be able to handle himself?
Heenen - He doesn't even have his running shows on...poor
guy.
[Owen takes a deep breath and slowly backs into the
middle of the ring. He turns around and gets leveled by a
Thunder clothesline. Owen bounces back up and gets
knocked right back down. But again, he gets up. Owen and
Thunder begin to trade punches in the middle of the ring.
Owen gets the upper hand with a kick to the gut, but when
he "Whoo's" to the crowd, he gets caught with a
kick from Thunder. Thunder laughs at Owen. Owen twists
his face in anger and clotheslines Thunder. Thunder
bounces back up and hits one of his own. They trade knife
edge chops to the crowds delight. Thunder breaks the
string as he tries for a clothesline. He misses and then
ducks an attempt from Owen. Both men stagger from the
force of their misses. They turn and both dropkick at the
same time, effectively knocking their boots together,
resulting in no damage. They spring to their feet after
only a moments rest on the ground, and square off. They
both nod in appreciation as the crowd sends up a loud
cheer for that amazing display.]
Ross - WOW!! That was unbelievable!! It was breathtaking
even!
Lawler - Too bad it didn't leave you speechless!!
Heenen - A very nice show from those two!
[The accolades are short lived for Thunder, as Owen takes
this distraction and uses it to his advantage. He spears
Thunder, and drives him into the cage. The cage
compresses with the might of the spear, and Owen opens up
with right hands to Thunder's face. Owen backs off and
ducks a Thunder wild punch. Owen swivels Thunder around
and gives him a back suplex. Thunder rolls out of it and
catches Owen in a waist lock. He delivers a German Suplex
to Owen. Owen rolls up and tries for a front kick.
Thunder catches Owen's boot. He blocked the right foot,
but forgot about that pesky left. Owen snaps off a
beautiful enzeguri and catches Thunder in the back of the
head. Owen grabs Thunder and drops him in a back breaker.
Thunder goes to the mat in pain. Owen picks him up again
and delivers another back breaker, only this time, keeps
Thunder bent over his knee, and applys pressure to
Thunder's back.]
Lawler - Look at that exceptional technical work by Owen!
He knows right where to strike!!
Heenen - He's a Technical GIANT!!
Ross - He's still a nerd who was afraid of the man in the
ring with him!!
Lawler - I'm not seeing any fear...
[Owen drops Thunder to the mat and in a mental replase
saunters towards the door. He realizes his mistake as he
sees the padlock. Kicking the door and the ropes, Owen
screams at Gwen. This allows Thunder to get up and drive
Owen's face into the mesh!! Thunder grates Owen's face
against the mesh cage, and Owen screams in pain.
Thunder's pressing Owen's face into the cage. Owen's face
is contorted in a mixture of pain, agony and a squashed
face! Owen is able to back elbow Thunder in the gut.
Thunder recovers from the blow and slaps a hammerlock on
Owen. Owen quickly reverses it, and shoves Thunder's face
into the mesh!! Owen grates Thunder's face on the mesh
much the same way Thunder just did. Owen bounces
Thunder's head off the cage and climbs to the top rope.]
Ross - Here we go!!
Heenen - Owen's gonna fly!!!
[Thunder staggers around, and Owen just waits on him.
When Owen feels the time is right, he launches himself
into a missle dropkick. Thunder sees the kick coming and
brushes it off. Thunder picks Owen up and whips him
across the ring. Owen reverses mid-ring and Thunder goes
flying into the steel cage! Thunder tumbles away from the
ropes and Owen grabs him! Owen nails a sick German suplex
which sends Thunder half-way across the ring, into the
ropes!]
Ross - German Suplex! NO BRIDGE..ALL Impact!! MAN what a
move!
Lawler - Impressive, of course!
[Thunder grabs on to the ropes as Owen tries to drag him
into the middle of the ring. Thunder won't let go! Owen
shrugs and wraps Thunder up in a Tiger bomb fashion. Owen
rips at Thunder, who lets go and gets nailed with the
vicious move! Thunder rolls away from Owen and gets on
all fours. Owen walks over, grabs the cage above Thunder
and steps on Thunder, trying to get to the second rope.
Thunder gets to his knees, effectively dumping Owen on
the back of his neck!! Thunder drags Owen into the middle
of the ring and slaps on a reverse STF!! He sets himself
for the bridge, and bridges over! Thunder grabs Owen's
arms, and wrenches back, adding more punishment to the
STF! Owen is screaming in pain, and Thunder just wrenches
down even harder. ]
Lawler - AW COME ON! Thats not fair! No one can break the
submission!!
Ross - Yeah, but Thunder can't win by a sumbission
either!!
[Thunder finally breaks the bridge, as his back gives
out. Thunder releases Owen from the STF, and kicks Owen
to ground. Owen gets to his feet, in spite of those kicks
and knocks Thunder into the corner. Thunder rushes out,
but Owen hip tosses him to the mat. Thunder gets up again
and tries another clothesline. Owen picks him up and
drops him in a shoulderbreaker! But instead of letting
him drop, Owen picks him up again, and rams him into the
turnbuckles, locking Thunder in the tree of woe!]
Heenen - Look at that! That's from all his squats!!
Lawler - What great shape Owen must be in, to be able to
do that!
Ross - Oh please...
[Owen laughs at Thunder's predicament. He drops a leg
drop on Thunder's already angled neck. He gets up and
hops on the second rope, and hits a leg drop from there!
Owen climbs the ropes, over Thunder, stepping on his
face, then the bottom rope, the second rope, and then on
Thunder's knee, twisting it very, very awkwardly! Thunder
growls in pain. Owen puts even more pressure on the knee,
and Thunder can't take it anymore. He frees his other leg
and snaps his knee straight, nailing Owen right where the
sun don't shine. Owen squeaks and doubles over. He falls
from the turnbuckles into the middle of the ring. Thunder
takes a few moments to recover, then pulls himself up to
the top rope. Owen takes that same time to recover and
gingerly moves to the ropes. He grabs Thunder and drops
backwards in a back suplex! Owen drags himself to the
corner and up to the top of the cage! He grabs at his
arm, and yanks off his elbow pad!! He throws it to Vinny,
and points at Gwen, who has a worried look on her face.]
Heenen - HERE IT COMES!!!! HERE IT COMES!!!
Ross - What the...
Lawler - Its Owen's Elbow Drop! THE Owen ELBOW DROP! Here
it comes!!
[Owen tips his hand to the crowd and then delivers the
amazing elbow drop from the top of the cage!!! Owen lands
on Thunder with such force the two of them bounce of the
mat!! Owen struggles to his feet, but Thunder stays
motionless. Owen grabs the ropes and pulls himself up. He
grabs the cage and begins his ascent. He gets to the top
rope before Thunder even mores. Thunder begins to stir
and crawls over towards the ropes. He pulls himself up to
the second rope, just as Owen's foot leaves the top rope.
Thunder lunges with all his might and grabs onto Owen's
leg. He forces Owen back to the top rope. Thunder gets up
to the second rope and the two men exchange rights and
lefts. Thunder tries to suplex Owen off the ropes, but
Owen reverses and hits a cross body block to the mat!!]
Heenen - Man, this Owen can do it all!!
Ross - Will you shut up?! Just call the match fair!
[Both men up to their feet, and Owen guts Thunder with a
kick. Owen goes off the ropes, and attempts a leap frog,
but Thunder back body drops him, all the way over into
the steel cage!! Owen slides down between the ropes and
the cage. He rolls under the ropes and begins dragging
himself to his feet. Thunder moves to grab Owen, but gets
tossed into the cage himself!]
Ross - Man, that side of the cage is getting all the
abuse tonight!!
Heenen - It sure is...
[Owen drags Thunder into the middle of the ring and drops
a leg across his throat. Owen spins around and up to his
feet. He jumps and nails a leg drop on Thunder. Still not
done, he spins up, goes off the ropes and nails a sliding
drop kick. Owen goes to the top rope, and takes off the
other elbow pad. He's standing on the top rope and he
leaps down onto a prone Thunder! Owen connects with an
elbow right to the heart!]
Ross - RIGHT TO THE HEART! My, what an amazing shot!!
Heenen - Of course it was! It was done by the Nug--I
mean, Owen!!
[The two men in the ring have given almost every damn
thing in their bodies. They are dead tired, and almost
motionless. Slowly, they come around. Owen looks at Vinny
with a look of desperation. He asks Vinny to get him a
chair. Vinny does and waits for further instructions.
Thunder and Owen drag themselves to their feet. Owen
grabs Thunder and whips him. Thunder reverses it and
sends Owen into the cage! As Owen strikes the cage, Vinny
turns and whacks the cage and Owen square in the chest!!!
Vinny looks shocked for a minute...Thunder throws Owen
into the cage again, and Vinny whacks the cage and Owen
AGAIN!! Owen splatters onto the canvas!!]
Heenen - WHAT THE HELL!!!
Lawler - What is he DOING?!
Ross - OH MY GAWD!!! Has Vinny turned his back on his
mentor, his friend and his reason for being in this
business?!
Lawler - Damn right he has, that cheap Italian bastard!!
[Vinny laughs bitterly and races around to the cage door.
Gwen is already there, pulling the key to the padlock out
of her top. She unlocks the door, and they enter with the
chair and the chain. Vinny drops the chair and lays the
boots to Owen!! Vinny, Thunder and Gwen all begin to lay
'em in on Owen!! The three pause for a triangle high
five. They look at Owen, and Vinny spits in Owen's face!!
They struggle with Owen, who is completely wasted, and
string him to the cage with the chain. Owen is strung up
crucifix style!!! Thunder grabs the chair, and with his
right hand, makes a cross-gesture. He backs up, raises
the chair and screams at the top of his lungs!!! He
rushes forward and brings the chair with of his might,
hatred, agony, pain, suffering and anything else he can
muster!! The chair damn near bends in half!!!]
Ross - HOLY CRAP!!! If that shot wasn't heard round the
world...then this arena is pretty damn soundproof!!!
[The chair wraps around Owen's head, and Thunder smashes
into the cage as well! Vinny starts kicking the crap out
of Owen's gut, forcing Owen even further back into the
mesh. The mesh is sagging with all that weight!! Vinny
grabs the chair and rams it into Owen's gut, and with
that, the cage's seem at the top pops loose! The entire
side of the cage sways and then it entirely lets go!! The
side of the cage falls and smashes into the guardrail,
sending the fans scurrying away! Owen lays motionless on
the cage, but the angle of the cage causes him to roll to
the floor!! Owen's feet touch the floor!!! OWEN WINS!!]
Ross - After all that...OWEN WINS?!? What the HELL!?!?!
Winner: Owen Hart (New Champ)

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The Truth Comes Out
[Thunder stares from the ring in utter
disbelief. Vinny kicks the bottom rope and goes to the
outside to get a mic. Owen gets the NationWide Title from
the referee and at that point Thunder snaps. He jumps off
the apron, and begins to pound Owen in the head
unmercifully. Vinny walks over to where Thunder is and
taps the mic. The mic turns on and Vinny address Owen.]
Vinny - 'Ey...'ey boss...it seems as dough yous won da
matc'...bu' mah questin 's...didja win da war?! 'e-ah's
yah answah....HELL NO!!! Tundah, DDT da' sumbitch!!
[Thunder grabs Owen and puts him in the front chancery.
He turns towards the crowd, so Owen is lined up with the
side of the cage. Thunder lets out a primal growl and
swiftly drops Owen onto the steel mesh cage!! Thunder
rolls over and starts maniacally laughing in Owen's face.
Vinny continues.]
Vinny - Yous see Owen...da way Gwen go away? it was ME!!!
Aye letta 'er go, punk...cause 'e ain't worth anytin ta
yous...and now, I ain't gunna do no mo'e uh yo'ah dirty
work!!
[Thunder takes the mic.]
Thunder - I told you...I told you, you'd suffer...and
now...now its on punk. See you in 30 minutes,
bitch!! You may think that the storm is over for
you...but it'll never be over!! Quiet the Storm....
[Vinny chimes in.]
Vinny - Nevah-Mo-ah!!
[Thunder, Vinny and Gwen all get up and walk to the
backstage area, leaving Owen in the middle of the isle,
with his title and a broken side of a cage.]
Venom vs. Primetime * Sanders
World Title Shot On the Line
Ross: Well folks, now we have the World
title contendership match between Primetime Sanders and
Venom!
Lawler: My moneys on Venom!
Heenan: No way, itll be Primetime by a mile!
Ross: Hey hey, if you two want to bet, you know there IS
a Super Bowl being played today!
Lawler: No, I already got money on that. 1,000 to win on
St. Louis!
Heenan: No way, New England is going to take it all!
Lawler: No way! Rams are 14-point favourites!
Ross: Please guys, lets get to the match at hand
here! Its a World title contendership for God
sakes!
[Suddenly, over the speakers we hear Down with the
sickness by Disturbed play as the fans give a mixed
reaction. Venoms huge body walks onto the ramp,
with his wife Steph right by his side. Venom flexes his
muscles and walks down the ramp and into the ring]
Lawler: Theres my guy right there! Go Venom!
Heenan: No way, Venom cant stop Primetime Sanders!
Ross: Well, he does look ready to go, what a match this
is going to be!
[Venom, who is now in the ring, is bouncing off the
ropes, warming up. Then, the lights go off as the crowd
boos in anticipation of whats to come. Suddenly,
huge pyros hit as Here He Comes by Jimi
Hendrix begins blasting on the speakers. Primetime
Sanders then walks out to a huge chorus of boos.
Primetime, who seems to enjoy the boos, smiles as he
makes his way towards the ring. Venom then hops out of
the ring and meets Primetime on the ramp as the music
continues to play, and eventually fades out]
Lawler: I told you Venom was ready to go!
Ross: Wow, theyre starting this match early!
[Primetime and Venom begin exchanging blows at the ramp
as the crowd cheers, obviously glad to see the match
begin with such a bang. Primetime then begins getting the
better of Venom as the two men continue fighting down the
ramp and towards the ring. Venom then grabs Primetime and
throws him into the ring, causing Primetimes ribs
to slam into the side of the ring. Primetime drops to the
ground in pain as Venom picks him up and tosses him under
the bottom ropes and into the ring. Primetime then gets
up as Venom jumps into the ring, and the two men begin
going at it once again with huge right hands]
Heenan: Wow, what a match so far!
Ross: These men truly want to kill each other!
[Both men, who are beginning to tire of the right hands,
begin slowing down as Primetime then grabs Venom and
swings him around the ropes. Venom swings back and hits
Primetime with a huge clothesline. Primetime drops to the
floor as Venom runs over and picks him up, then tries to
go for a huge powerbomb. Primetime, whose head is under
Venoms legs, stands up and swings Venom over the
top of him. Venoms huge body slams into the mat
hard as Primetime turns around and begins kicking Venom]
Ross: No way hes going to get that kind of
Powerbomb this early in the match.
Lawler: Well you never know Jerry!
Heenan: Go Primetime!
Lawler: Shut up Heenan. Go Venom!
[Primetime, who is still kicking Venom, begins taunting
the crowd and flexing his muscles. The crowd boos and
begins yelling as Venom begins to try and get up.
Primetime kicks Venom, but it does nothing. Venom gets
up, then begins hitting Primetime with huge right hands.
Primetime, after five rights to the face, drops to the
mat, and rolls out of the ring. Venom, angry at Primetime
running, stands in the ring and yells for him to come
back in.]
Lawler: Wow, Primetime sure looks like hes in
control Heenan
Heenan: Thats okay, hes got him right where
he wants him.
Ross: You know guys, announcers are supposed to be
unbiased, and are supposed to call the match!
Heenan and Lawler at the same time: Yeah, supposed to
[Primetime is still trying to find a spot to hop back in
the ring, but doesnt find one. Suddenly, Primetime
bursts through the ropes and into the ring, but Venom is
on top of it. Venom begins slamming Primetime with huge
kicks while Primetime is still on the ground, trying to
get up. Venom then picks Primetime up and attempts a
backbreaker. Venom struggles a bit to pick Primetime up,
but does, then slams Primetimes back into his knee]
Ross: Wow, what power by Venom!
[Venom then stands up, and grabs Primetime by the head
and picks him back up. Venom then hits a snapmare,
sending Primetime right back to the mat. Venom laughs as
he kicks Primetime a few times, then taunts the crowd.
Venom picks Primetime up once again, but this time,
Primetime begins slamming Venom with huge rights. Venom
begins shuffling backwards as he continues to get hit by
Primetime]
Heenan: Here he comes!
[Primetime then hits Venom with a huge clothesline,
sending Venom over the ropes backward. Steph, who has
been at ringside, runs over and kneels down next to her
husband, trying to see if hes all right. Primetime
then hops out of the ring and chases Steph away.
Primetime then grabs Venom, and runs his head into the
metal post at the corner of the ring.]
Ross: Wow!
Lawler: Thats alright, Venoms got it under
control!
[Venom then drops back to the floor as Primetime walks
over next to the announcers, and grabs a chair. Primetime
folds the chair, then walks over to Venom and holds the
chair over his head]
Lawler: What an idiot! Hes going to get
disqualified!
Heenan: No!
[Primetime goes to hit Venom, but Steph is holding the
chair from behind. Primetime then turns around to see
Steph holding the chair. Primetime then drops the chair
and walks towards Steph, yelling at her. Venom, seeing
his wife in trouble, gets up and hits Primetime in the
back of the head with a huge right hand. Primetime drops
to the ground as Steph runs off and Venom begins kicking
Primetime. Venom then picks up a dazed Primetime and sets
up a powerbomb]
Lawler: Oh my God, hes going to the table! Go
Venom!
Ross: No, no!
Heenan: Cmon Primetime, snap out of it!
[Venom then slams Primetime right into the announce
table, which smashes into millions of pieces. The crowd
cheers at the excitement of the move as Venom hops up,
laughing. Venom then picks Primetime up and tosses him
into the ring. Venom then slams Primetime into the mat
with a suplex, then goes for the pin. The referee then
hops onto his stomach on the mat, trying to see if
Primetimes shoulders are down when suddenly, Facing
Hell by Ozzy Osbourne hits the speakers, and none
other than Emmitt runs out and down to ringside. Venom
jumps up as the music hits, ready to see whos
coming out to ringside. Venom then begins yelling at
Emmitt]
Ross: What, why is Emmitt out here?!
Lawler: That damn Primetime, hes such a cheater!
Heenan: Oh, I guess its okay for Venom to have
someone at ringside, but not Primetime?
Ross: Well Steph is a different story Bobby!
[Suddenly, Primetime hops up and hits Venom, who is still
yelling at Emmitt. Venom drops to the ground for a moment
as Emmitt scurries under the ring, and comes out with a
metal pipe]
Ross: Hey!
Lawler: I knew it!
[The referee then looks back at Primetime and Venom, who
are going at it in the ring. Emmitt then hops into the
ring and hits the referee in the back of the head with
the pipe, knocking the ref out cold. Emmitt then runs
towards Venom and begins slamming him in the head with
the metal pipe. Venom drops to the ground, but still
tries to fight as Primetime and Emmitt begin double
teaming Venom. Suddenly, Steph runs into the ring and
grabs Primetime from behind. Primetime then yells at
Steph, threatening her, but Steph doesnt back off.
Primetime, impatient with Steph at this point, pushes her
away. Primetime then turns around and helps Emmitt finish
off Venom. Primetime picks Venom up as Emmitt runs out of
the ring, and goes under the ring once again, leaving the
pipe and coming out with a chair. Emmitt then slides the
chair in the ring, then comes in himself. Emmitt picks up
the chair, and aims for Venom, who is being held up by
Primetime. Emmitt connects to Venoms head, bending
the chair backward and causing Venoms head to bleed
severely. Emmitt then flees the ring, and grabs the
evidence (pipe and chair) and runs up the ramp and into
the back. Primetime then tries to wake up the referee,
who finally gets up. Primetime then goes for the pin on
Venom, and the referee slowly counts 1
2
3
!]
Announcer: AND your winner, who will receive a World
title shot at the next Amped, Primetime Sanders!
[Primetime throws his arms in the air in victory as the
crowd boos and begins throwing things into the ring.
Primetime laughs, then bows to every corner of the arena,
which brings more boos]
Heenan: I told you!
Lawler: Hey! Venom had that match won!
Ross: Primetime, what a dirty, rotten man he is! He doesnt
deserve that title shot!
Heenan: Sure he does! He won it didnt he?!
Ross: Only because Emmitt bailed him out! Damn him!
[Suddenly, Primetime grabs a microphone from the
announcer and catches his breath as the crowd continues
to boo]
Primetime: I did it! I did it! Didnt I tell you all
I would do it?! As for you Venom, no hard feelings eh?
You would have done the same thing if you could have! As
for me, Ill see the winner of the Battle Royale
next Amped, when Ill become the World champion!
Hahahahah! Oh, and thanks to Emmitt for all his support
during this match, hahahah!
[The crowd boos as Here He Comes by Jimi
Hendrix hits once again, and Primetime gets out of the
ring and walks up the ramp, still hearing boos from the
crowd]
Ross: Well what a crap match we saw there! The best man
didnt win!
Heenan: Ahhh Primetime would have won anyway, it doesnt
matter!
Lawler: Good thing I didnt bet on this match
Ross: What sick men Emmitt and Primetime are
Sick,
sick men
Heenan: Ahh quit your crying Ross, well be right
back!
Ross: Hey thats my line!
Winner: Primetime * Sanders
Anthony "Ant" Brown vs. Jarrod
Steele vs. Owen Hart vs. Terra vs. Bazooka vs. Thunder
vs. Vinny "the Chin" Esposito vs. Jeff Hardy
World Title Battle Royal Match
Heenan: Its main event time!
Ross: Youre right about that, Bobby. And I cant
wait!
King: Time to throw out your predictions, guys! Before
the Nation-Wide title match, I wouldve said Owen
Hart but he took one hell of a beating. Thunder really
showed me something in that match though. Im going
with him.
Ross: Youre right, Thunder showed he could be
ruthless when need be but Bazooka has shown hes
ready to step it up. Im going with him to win it
all tonight.
Heenan: Well, youre both wrong. Ill tell you
that right now. Now that Owen has been completely
obliterated, theres only one man who can win this
Terra! He knows he only has a few chances left so hes
going to give it his all. Hell also have this new
manager with him. He cant lose.
Ross: One factor we forgot to take into consideration was
where all these guys will be entering. Thus far, we dont
have a clue whos coming in first, last, or anywhere
in between.
King: I think theyre ready to bring out the first
guy.
[Highway To The Danger Zone hits in the
arena. The fans get on their feet and boo heavily as the
Terra steps out onto the stage. He frowns and stomps his
feet all the way to the ring after drawing the worst spot
in the battle royal. Once Terra is inside, the timer
begins.]
Ross: What an unlucky draw for Terra. With two minute
intervals, hes gotta last atleast fourteen minutes
at the absolute least. Hes probably got to last
half an hour or more to win this.
Heenan: Damnit
There goes my prediction.
[The announcers continue rambling on while Terra hops up
on the ropes and poses for the fans. As the timer at the
bottom of the screen reaches the ten second mark, the
fans count along with it. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
A loud buzzer sounds. Who We Be hits in the
arena. The Ant steps out onto the stage and stares at
Terra. He then charges down and slides in the ring. The
two trade rights and lefts until Terra gets the
advantage. He backs the Terra into the corner and rams a
knee into his gut a few times. Terra hooks an arm under
the Ants knee and lifts him up onto the top
turnbuckle. The Ant begins to squirm, trying to break
free and avoid elimination. Terra continues trying to
dump the Ant over the top rope but the Ant has wrapped a
leg around the top rope and wont break his hold.
Terra lets go and focuses on unwrapping the Ants
leg from the top rope. The countdown begins again. The
buzzer sounds and the Italian Mix begins to
play. The fans get on their feet and show heavy, HEAVY
heat for Vinny after turning on Owen earlier in the
night. Vinny takes his time getting down to the ring,
letting Terra and the Ant tire each other just a little
more. He finally climbs in the ring.]
Heenan: Its Vinny! He showed some real guts out
there earlier when he turned on Owen. Hes got what
it takes to win this thing afterall.
[Terra gives up on unhooking the Ants leg so just
hammers him with a few punches to the face. Vinny charges
in on the two who have their backs turned. Vinny hits a
stiff forearm to the back of Terras head. The force
breaks the Ant free. He tumbles over the top rope but
hits the apron and slides back in under the bottom rope.
Vinny turns Terra around in the corner and hits him with
rights and lefts. The Ant jumps on Vinnys back and
tries to choke him out. Vinny swings him around trying to
get him off.]
Ross: I hate to do this but Im being told theres
something we should see going on backstage. Lets
take a look.
A Break In The Action
[We cut backstage. Michael Cole is seen standing next to
a door marked with the CEOs nameplate.]
Cole: Hello everyone, Im here outside the CEOs
dressing room where Im told Venom has just entered.
We see Venom attack Vice President Plaxton earlier in the
week, could he be doing the same to the CEO now? It doesnt
sound like it but anything is possible.
[Cole is quieted by the CEOs door swinging open.
Venom emerges with a smile on his face.]
Cole: Venom! Can I get a few words with you?
[Venom looks at Cole and just smiles even bigger. He then
throws a black and white striped shirt over his shoulder
and walks away.]
Cole: Was that what I thought it was? What happened in
there!?
[Terra stumbles out of the corner and hits
a chop block to the back of Vinnys knee who is
still spinning around in circles in the middle of the
ring. Vinny falls backward landing hard on the Ant. Terra
picks Vinny up by the hair and whips him into the ropes.
Terra backs up against the ropes and bends down hoping
for an easy back body drop to eliminate Vinny. Vinny sees
it coming and stops short. He then hits a stiff kick to
the chest of the Terra. The countdown again begins
followed by the buzzer. The fans look to the curtain.
In The End hits and Bazooka steps out onto
the stage. The fans pop slightly for the Hardcore champ.
He runs down to the ring and slides in.]
Heenan: Your pick draws 4, Ross.
Ross: Yes he did. I think the size advantage and the
relatively good spot will result in a win for Bazooka.
[Bazooka gets to his feet and hits a big boot to Vinny
who runs at him. Terra runs at Bazooka next and gets a
big boot of his own. Terra and Vinny both stay down.
Bazooka walks over to the Ant and picks him up. He
hammers him with a few punches then picks him up overhead
in a press slam. Bazooka walks over to the ropes and
tosses the Ant to the outside.]
Heenan: The Ant is gone!
Ross: Weve had our first elimination.
[Bazooka turns back and scoops up Terra. He attempts to
pick Terra up in a press slam as well but is struggling
with the near 50 pounds extra. Vinny recovers and grabs
Bazooka from behind in a waist lock. Not knowing what to
do next, Vinny just stands there. Bazooka dumps Terra
down to the mat with a weak body slam to focus his
energies on Vinny. Bazooka hits an elbow to the side of
Vinnys head. Vinny loosens the waist lock and
breaks it with the next elbow. Bazooka turns to face
Vinny and lays him out with a clothesline. The countdown
begins and the buzzer sounds. The Hardyz theme hits in
the arena. Jeff steps out onto the stage to a mixed
reaction. He runs down to the ring and slides in.]
King: Jeff Hardy!
Heenan: He doesnt stand a chance!
[Hardy charges at Bazooka and hits him with a spear.
Bazooka stands firm while Jeff bounces off and hits the
mat. Jeff, now brought back down to earth, backs into a
corner. Bazooka moves in slowly knowing he Jeffs
fate in this match is in his hands. Bazooka smiles
devilishly. All the sudden Terra hits Bazooka from behind
with a running high knee. Bazooka stumbles into the
corner. Jeff dives out of the way just in time and
Bazooka collides with the turnbuckle. Vinny, Terra, and
Jeff all hammer away on Bazooka. Vinny and Terra whip him
into the ropes then join hands to hit him with a double
clothesline. Bazooka goes down hard and stays there. The
three then begin to stomp the life out of Bazooka. Terra
backs away and motions for the Stilleto. The fans boo
heavily. Vinny and Jeff slowly stop their stomping and
allow Bazooka to crawl to his feet. Once to his feet,
Terra lays him out with the super kick. The three then
begin the task of lifting the 300+ pounder to his feet so
they can toss him over the top rope. The buzzer sounds
and Enough is Enough hits. Vinny whips his
head around with a shocked look on his face. The fans get
on their feet and cheer heavily as a badly beaten Owen
Hart limps out onto the stage. Owen looks around the
arena smiling at the fans in appreciation. Vinny stands
in the middle of the ring and motions for Owen to bring
it. Terra and Hardy still focus on getting Bazooka
out.]
Heenan: Oh no! The Can-It Connection explodes!
King: Forgive him, Owen. Reunite, please!
[Owen climbs up onto the apron and stares at Vinny for a
moment. He then enters through the ropes and the two go
to punches. Owen gains the upper hand and backs Vinny
into a corner. He continues hitting Vinny with the
stiffest punches yet. The crowd is worked into a frenzy
and are now completely behind Owen. Owen seems to be
recharged by the cheers and looks good as new. He whips
Vinny into the ropes and takes him down with a spinning
heel kick. Owen jumps to his feet and lets out an excited
Wooooo! The fans return the Wooo!
Owen then jumps high into the air and comes down hard
across Vinnys neck with a leg drop. Vinny claws at
his throat not able to breathe. Owen takes the
opportunity to lock on the Sharpshooter! Vinny screams in
pain as Owen wrenches back further than weve ever
seen. Vinny taps the ring mat like a mad man. Owen wont
break the hold! Meanwhile, Bazooka finally recovers from
the superkick and elbow Jeff Hardy in the side of the
head. Hardy stumbles backward giving Bazooka the room to
punch Terra in the face. He does just that and Terra
stumbles backward as well. The countdown begins once
more. The buzzer sounds and Welcome to the Jungle
hits. The fans boo VERY heavily as Thunder steps out onto
the stage.]
Heenan: Oh my God! Were about to see round 2!
[Thunder sees Owen with the Sharpshooter still locked on
Vinny. He runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. Owen
breaks the Sharpshooter but not in time to duck a hard
clothesline from Thunder. Thunder begins hammering away
on Owen. Vinny just lays on the mat motionless after such
an extended and painful Sharpshooter. Terra sees Thunder
attacking Owen and forgets all about Bazooka. Bazooka and
Jeff Hardy brawl off into a corner while Terra helps
Thunder out. The two beat on Owen. They pick him up and
whip Owen into the ropes. They both boot Owen in the
stomach and set up for a double suplex. They pull it off
to perfection. Owen hits the mat and grabs his back in
pain. In the corner, Bazooka nails Jeff with a few elbows
then picks him up and dumps him over the top rope with
ease. Bazooka turns to Terra and Thunder and lays them
out with a double clothesline. The fans explode in
cheers. Thunder and Terra both bounce back up to their
feet. Bazooka nails one of them with a few punches then
the other with a few punches. He finishes it off by
grabbing them both by the hair and smashing their heads
together. The buzzer sounds bringing out the last
competitor. Jarrod Steele steps out onto the stage to a
mixed reaction.]
King: Steele with the luck of the draw!
Ross: Jarrod is apparently our lucky winner drawing that
coveted 8 spot. As big as he is, he has a shot at winning
this thing!
[Jarrod charges down to the ring and slides in. Jarrod
grabs Bazooka by the shoulder and turns him around. The
two stand nose to nose in a stare down. Punches begin to
fly. Jarrod gets the better of Bazooka, backing him into
a corner. Thunder and Terra recover and go over to help
Steele out. They hammer away on Bazooka until he seems to
be completely unconscious. They lift him up so that hes
laying across the top rope in the corner. Bazooka comes
to and tries to fight out of it. Thunder, Terra, and
Jarrod struggle to keep him on the top rope. Bazooka
almost fights his way off the top rope but Emmitt jumps
the railing. He hops up on the apron and helps eliminate
Bazooka. Bazooka finally falls to the outside once the
fourth man arrives to help. A referee hops over the
railing as well and begins to officiate a Hardcore title
match on the outside.]
Heenan: Weve got two title matches going on at
once!
King: This is chaos! Pure chaos!
Ross: Oh come on! That was hardly fair!
[Emmitt lays the boots to Bazooka on the outside. Bazooka
fights to his feet and hits a headbutt on Emmitt. The two
battle up the ramp to the backstage area. Thunder and
Terra turn back to Owen whos still laying
motionless on the mat. Jarrod takes Terra down from
behind with a forearm to the back of his neck. Thunder
turns and nails Steele with a hard punch. The alliance
has been broken. Thunder boots Steele in the stomach and
sets up for the Shockwave. Thunder pulls it off to heavy
boos. Vinny finally begins to come to on the mat. He gets
to his feet as does Owen. The two begin to brawl. They
roll around on the mat trading punches. Thunder pulls
Steele to his feet and tries to force him over the top
rope. Steele, out of it, doesnt put up much of a
fight. Once Terra gets to his feet, he helps. Jarrod
begins fighting back more, barely staying in the match.
Owen hits an enziguri on Vinny out of nowhere. He hops up
to the top rope and motions for the elbow drop. Terra
turns and knows whats coming. He charges at Owen
hoping to crotch him or possibly eliminate him. Owen sees
Terra coming and times his jump just right. Owen leaps
OVER a running Terra and lands the elbow drop perfectly
to the heart of Vinny with the exposed elbow! Vinny kicks
his legs wildly in pain.]
Heenan: Wow! What a great move!
[Vinny jumps to his feet clutching his chest. Owen grabs
him by the hair and quickly tosses him over the top rope.
Vinny hits the floor outside and is officially
eliminated. Thunder dumps Jarrod over the top rope and
turns just inside to see Vinny being dumped over. Thunder
flips out and charges at Owen. Owen ducks a clothesline
from him. Terra grabs Owen from behind and hits him with
a bulldog. Owen gets to his feet and receives a superkick
for it from Terra. Terra laughs and grabs Owen. He pulls
him to his feet and attempts to toss him out. He puts a
limp Owen on the top rope and flips the crowd off before
eliminating their new favorite. Just before Terra can
give Owen one last push, Thunder grabs Terra from behind
and turns him around. The two begin to argue seemingly
over who gets to eliminate Owen.]
Heenan: Uh oh. Now this alliance is done.
King: Not yet! Maybe they can come to an agreement!
[Terra loses his temper and pushes Thunder. Thunders
eyes get wide shocked that Terra would lay a hand on him.
He pushes Terra back a little harder. The two stand nose
to nose in a stare down. Owen falls off the top rope back
inside the ring. The two begin firing off punches at one
another. The fans explode in cheers, happy to see the
alliance broken. Terra gets the better of Thunder but
Thunder boots him in the stomach while he still can.
Terra is doubled over giving Thunder the chance to hit a
double ax handle. He does just that taking Terra to a
knee. Thunder then walks over to Owen and attempts to
toss him out. Terra sees it and grabs Thunder from
behind. He slaps Thunder across the face. The crowd lets
out a loud Wooo! Terra follows it up with a
few chops to the chest each drawing the same reaction
from the crowd. Owen rolls out of the ring under the
bottom rope and grabs a chair. He gets back in the ring
with it.]
Heenan: Is that legal?
Ross: It looks like it. No one is stopping him.
[Owen gets to his feet and nails Thunder with a very
stiff chair shot. Thunder wobbles on his feet for a
moment then is taken down with another very stiff chair
shot. Owen smiles big at the bent chair. Terra takes the
opportunity to superkick the chair into Owens face.
Owen stumbles backward where Terra clotheslines him over
the top rope. Owen falls to the outside, eliminated. Boos
rain down like theres no tomorrow. Terra slowly
turns back around with his mouth wide open. He then
realizes hes eliminated Owen and begins jumping up
and down so happy he can barely stand it. Terra hops up
on the turnbuckle and throws his arms into the air as if
hes won the World title. He hops down and runs to
the other side and does the same thing.]
Heenan: Uh
I think he forgot hes still got
Thunder in there.
King: He better snap out of it and toss Thunder out
before he recovers!
[Terra drops to his knees in the middle of the ring and
looks to begin to tear up. He then throws his fists in
the air once again. Terra stands, wiping a tear away. He
turns to find Thunder standing staring a hole through
him. The smile disappears from Terras face. Thunder
throws a punch but Terra ducks it. The two begin to
circle each other as if a whole new match has begun. They
lock up at center ring. Both jockey for position but have
to break it once both fail. They try again. Still,
neither can gain a clear advantage over the other so they
break. They go to lock up again but Terra sneaks in a
knee. He hits Thunder in the gut. Terra backs up and
motions for the superkick once more. Once Thunder stands
upright, Terra goes for it. Thunder ducks it just in
time. Terra turns around and gets booted in the stomach.
Thunder sets up for the Shockwave. Terra back body drops
Thunder over out of desperation. Thunder gets back to his
feet immediately and the two stare down once more.]
King: Could these two be more evenly matched!?
Ross: Not unless they were Thunder and OWEN.
[The two circle each other once more. Vinny, who has come
back down to ringside, hops up on the apron. Terra turns
and goes to punch him but Vinny ducks it. Thunder charges
in and hits Terra with a forearm. Terra tumbles over the
top rope but hits the apron. Thunder begins stomping him
as Terra tries to roll back in under the bottom rope.
Vinny grabs a chair from ringside but the referee
overseeing the match grabs it. Thunder sees his help
being neutralized and flips out. He yells at the ref from
the ring and breaks his concentration. The ref and Vinny
continue fighting over the chair while Thunder screams
from inside the ring. Terra rolls back in the ring and
picks Thunders legs up. He dumps Thunder to the
outside. Terra begins jumping up and down in
celebration.]
King: My God, Terras done it! Hes won the
World title!
Heenan: I did it! I called it! I called the winner!
[Terra begins to tear up once again. He asks for the belt
but in doing so, notices the ref and Vinny are still
fighting over the chair. He yells at the ref to get him
to turn around and see that hes won the match and
to call for the bell. Thunder sees his opportunity and
grabs Terras foot from the outside. He pulls Terra
down and yanks him out of the ring under the bottom rope.
Thunder grabs Terra by the hair and smashes his face into
the nearby ring steps. Thunder then quickly rolls into
the ring. He yells at Vinny let go of the chair. Vinny
does and the ref takes the chair. He turns to see Thunder
in the ring and Terra laying on the outside. He turns to
the timekeeper and motions for him to ring the bell.]
Fink: The winner of this match and NEW World Heavyweight
Champion
Thuuuundeeeer!
[Vinny takes the World title from the timekeeper and
slides in the ring with it. He hands it to Thunder and
two share a hug. Vinny then holds Thunders arm up
in victory. Thunder then drops to his knees drenched with
sweat and dead tired. He clutches the World title in his
hands and stares at it happily.]
Ross: No! No! Thats not fair! No!
King: I called it! I called it, Heenan! Ha ha ha ha!
Thunder wins! Thunder wins!
Ross: No! This cant be! Terra was robbed!
King: It took him more than a year but hes finally
done it! Thunder has finally climbed back to the top to
gain the World title! I dont believe it!
[The show goes off the air with Terra climbing to his
feet on the outside a little confused about whats
going on.]
Winner: Thunder (New Champ)
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