Welcome to Amped!

[The IWA logo appears on a black screen for a moment then "Amped" by Grip Inc. begins to play. The Amped promo rolls showing all of the International Wrestling Alliance's top stars. Once it ends, "Amped" restarts while the LA Sports Arena is shown from the outside. We're then taken inside the arena where pyros explode above the ring and on the stage. The camera pans the audience then cuts down to the announce position. We see Bobby "the Brain" Heenan, Jerry "the King" Lawler, Jim Ross, and Shawn Michaels.]

Ross: Hello everyone and welcome to IWA Amped! We've got a great show lined up for you tonight. It's sure to please all. I should also welcome you, Shawn, our guest commentator for the night.

Shawn: Well thank you, Jim. It's nice to be out here in the great city of LA doing color with you guys. It's been a while since I've done this though so be patient with me.

Heenan: We will, just don't talk over me.

Ross: Oh would you shut up.

Heenan: Hey! That's no way to talk to a legend.

Ross: I was speaking to you, Bobby, not Shawn.

Heenan: Why you little...

King: Little? Ross? There's nothing little about Ross, Bobby... Well, there is ONE thing.

Shawn: I hope you're not referring to what I think you're referring to.

King: I'm not even though I'm sure that's enough little thing about him.

Ross: Oh would you grow up?

Shawn: It's a good thing it's time for a commercial break. I think a fist fight is about to break out.

["Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 begins playing as various explosions are shown between clips of IWA superstars hitting devastating moves on one another. One final explosion is shown, this one being much larger than all the previous ones. Once a mushroom cloud has developed, the shot is paused. "Ground Zero" slowly fades in followed by "Presented by the Microsoft Xbox."]

“Magnificent” Mitch Montell vs. Bullet

Jim Ross-Next up, we have a match between bullet and Montell.

Shawn-Who??

Lawler-Yeah i know what ya mean..time to look at the magizines...

Ross-What magizines??

Lawler-The Ones you dont like..They have women in them

Shawn-Haha...You been hangin with Venom Ross?

Ross-I sure haven..

Finkle-Making his way to the ring, Weighting 280, BUUULLLLEEEETTT!!!

*Hells bells hits the PA and Bullet walks down to the ring. He waits for his opponent*

Shawn-Yeah..theres a cool kid...NOT

Finkle-HIs opponet..weighting in at 255, The Magnificant Mitch MOOOOONNNNNNTEEELLL!!!

*Broiler hits and Mitch walks down the ramp before being met by a flying body press onto the ramp.* *DING DING*

Ross-OOO did you see that?!?!

Shawn-No dumbass, I paid 7.50 for a ticket so that I could stare up at the ceiling all night.

*Bullet picks Mitch and tosses him in to the ring..he follows up with kicks to the head. Bullet stops and poses, letting Mitch have time to get up. When Bullet turns around he is caught with a hard right hand to the jaw. Mitch unloads on him and puts him in the corner. He sets Bullet up for a frankenstiner, but Bullet reveres it and power bombs Mitch to the mat!!!*

Shawn-Yeah..those always suck..

Lawler-You know..The pilsbury doughboy is waaay to happy for not having a penis..

Shawn & Ross-WHAT?!!?!?

*While Mitch is laying there, bullet goes for the Five star frog splash, but misses. When he gets up, he is whipped in to the ropes and hit with a spear!!! Mitch just hit Bullet with his own move!!! He jumps on the turnbuckle and hits the five star frog splash...this one is over.*

Winner: “Magnificent” Mitch Montell

A Warm Welcome

[The scene cuts to the parking garage. A Black, Ford f-350 pulls in front of the camera and stops. The doors open, and Jeff and Jarrod hop out of the truck with their bags. They walk into the arena, followed by the camera. As they are walking down the hall, The Ant steps into the scene behind Jarrod unnoticed.]

Ant-WELCOME TO THE SHOW BOYS!!!!!

[Jeff spins around and is caught in the side of the head with a steele chair, knocking him to the floor. Jarrod turns and hits Ant across the face with a forearm. Ant returns it with a chair to Jarrods knees. As Jarrod bends down, holding his knee, Ant hits the Ant Claw on the chair, leaving Jarrod bloody and unconscious before walking out of the scene.]

VortexxPress.com - Official sponsor of the International Wrestling Alliance

The Ant Has Montell

[We come back to the show, and Are shown a replay of the attack on Jeff and Jarrod. Cut back to Jeff and Jarrod, in the trainers room. Jarrod is being checked on as Jeff storms out of the room with a chair. The camera man follows him in to the hallway.]

Jeff-ANT!!! COME ON OUT CHICKEN SH*T!!! YOU WANNA DO.....

[Jeff sees Ant standing in the hallway, waiting for Jeff to come after him. As Jeff walks towards Ant, with his chair ready to hit, someone smashes Jeff in the back with a baseball bat. Jeff falls to the ground and lays there until being pulled back up by his hair. Jeff is then thrown through a plate glass window in to the parking lot!! Then it is revealed who the man was. MITCH MONTELL!! Mitch and Ant walk away together.]

Jay Skillz vs. Terra

Shawn Michaels - We have a sweet match coming up next.

Bobby Heenan - Wee.... NER

Jim Ross - Heh

Jerry Lawler - Weener.

Fink - Coming to the ring at this time, one of IWA's greatest, THE TERRA!

[[ The fans have mixed reactions as Terra comes out and to the ring. ]]

Fink - And next, a true icon, Jay Skillz!

[[ The fans again have mixed reactions as Jay Skillz walks out to the ring. ]]

Shawn Michaels - Here we go guys, here we go.

Bobby Heenan - Weener vs. Skillz

Shawn Michaels - That brings me back...

Bobby Heenan - STRIKE!

Jerry Lawler - Strike!

Shawn Michaels - STRIKE!

[[ Terra and Jay Skillz tie up, Terra shoves Jay Skillz towards the ropes, but Jay Skillz gets in a right hand. Terra backs up a little but comes back with a few lefts, Jay Skillz grabs Terra by the waist and side suplexs him over. Terra quickly rises and does a sitting roundhouse to the knee on Skillz, Skillz quickly goes down. Terra gets up and grabs a leg of Skillz then drops the elbow on him. Jay Skillz holds his nuts after Terra drops the elbow. Terra gets up and poses as Skillz gets up, Skillz rolls him up from behind but only gets a 2 count. ]]

Jerry Lawler - Ah hahaha

Shawn Michaels - Those surprise roll-ups are hardly ever successful...

[[ Jay Skillz and Terra are once again to there feet. Terra takes Skillz down with a drop toe hold. Skillz holds his face as he hits, Terra grabs the legs of skillz again, Skillz grabs Terra's shoulders and pulls him down and balances him up over his feet then launches him. Jay Skillz gets up, then Terra rises, Skillz dropkicks him, Terra goes up against the ropes, Skillz goes for a clothesline but Terra ducks and grabs Skillz by the back and atomic drops him. ]]

Jim Ross - That had to hurt

Bobby Heenan - Yep

[[ Terra then clotheslines him down. He picks him up by the hair and goes for a armdrag but Skillz reverses into an armbar, Terra flips and rolls, bringing Skillz down hard. Skillz gets up and Terra launches himself from the middle rope with a heel kick. Skillz goes down and Terra goes for the cover. He gets a two count. ]]

Shawn Michaels - That heel kick was pretty cool.

Bobby Heenan - I could of done it better.

Jim Ross - Sure you could have.

Jerry Lawler - Suuuuure

[[ Skillz gets up, he punches Terra a few times, then brings him to the corner and gives him a few chops, Terra kicks Jay in the gut, then starts firing back, but Skillz ducks a clothesline and drops him with a DDT. Skillz then puts Terra in a indian death lock. The ref looks for Terra to tap but Terra makes it to the ropes. ]]

Jerry Lawler - Ah

[[ Terra gets up with a little trouble walking, Skillz puts Terra in the corner and puts him on the top turnbuckle and brings him down with a german suplex! But once again, he only gets a two count. He gets up and picks up Terra. He hooks him for a rock-bottom but Terra elbows him in the back of the head. Terra goes to the ropes and comes back and brings him over with a bulldog. ]]

Bobby Heenan - Terra back in control.

Shawn Michaels - WATCH OUT!

[[ We see Skillz take Terra's feet out from underneath him. Terra's neck drapes over the ropes. Jay Skillz picks Terra up and brings him back down with a neckbreaker. He goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count. Skillz gets up quite frusterated, he drives a few forearms into the mid section of Terra. He then picks Terra up and puts him over his shoulder then drives him down with a gut wrench. ]]

Shawn Michaels - That was painful...

Jim Ross - I heard that one echo.

[[ Terra kicks Skillz in the face as he goes for a pin. Terra gets up and falls over, Jay Skillz gets up holding his head. They meet at their feet and start trading punches. Jay Skillz picks Terra up by the back of his thighs and drives him down with a spinebuster. He starts to pick Terra up but Terra throws his arms up, then drives a left hand into the face of Jay Skillz, Jay backs up and Terra goes for an eye rack. Jay then comes back with an eye rack of his own. The two start brawling, they go over the ropes and to the outside. ]]

Bobby Heenan - WELL....

[[ We see the two slugging it out on the outside, Jay takes Terra's head and runs it into the steel. Terra comes back with a uppercut to the jaw. The referee is at 4. Terra goes to tie up but Jay Skillz shoves him back into the guard rails. Jay rolls into the ring and Terra quickly follows. ]]

Jerry Lawler - Haha

Jim Ross - Its entertaining watching them push each other like that.

[[ We see Terra duck a clothesline, and come out of nowhere with his super kick. He goes for the pin and gets the 3 count. ]]

Fink - AND YOUR WINNER..... TERRA!

Shawn Michaels - Terra won that one

Bobby Heenan - Yup yup... Your weener, this is TERRA!

Winner: Terra

The Challenge for Champions

[We are shown another replay of the attacks on Jeff and Jarrod. Then we cut back to Jeff and Jarrod, sitting in the trainers room, being helped. Jeff is bloody from the glass, and Jarrod has bandages on his head. Kevin Kelly walks in to the room.]

Kevin-Jeff..Jarrod, can I have any word about what you are planing on doing to or how you will get Ant and Mitch Montell back??

Jarrod-I speak for Jeff when I say this Kevin. This night..will go down in history as Montell’s and Ant’s..BIGGEST mistake. Because at the PPV, I...WE are challenging them to a Tornado tag Hardcore match!!! If they accept, They better fill out their wills. If they dont accept, They will still pay for this. And the cost is their career!! NOW GET OUT!!!

[Jarrod pushes Kevin out the door and we get ready for the main event!!]

Nation-Wide Title Match
Owen Hart vs. Bazooka

Heenan: Owen Hart will put his newly won Nation-Wide title on the line in this next one.

Ross: Bazooka really turned some heads when he fought in the battle royal at Impact. I’m not surprised to see him challenging for the number two title in the IWA. I wouldn’t even be surprised to see him win it.

Shawn: Oh come on, Ross. Owen can’t lose. He has like… three legitimate losses on his record in the last two years. He’s damn near unbeatable. You saw him cleanly beat Thunder, our new WORLD champion, one-on-one a few weeks ago didn’t you?

Heenan: Good point but Bazooka does have quite a size advantage. Let’s just start the match.

Fink: Introducing first, weighing in at 245 pounds, he’s the IWA Nation-Wide Champion… Owen Hart!

[“Enough is Enough” hits in the arena. Owen staggers out onto the stage after a moment with the Nation-Wide title draped over his shoulder. Owen’s hair is a mess, he’s ghost white, and his eyes are bloodshot and bugging out of his head. He stumbles down the ramp with only one of his shoulder straps on, one of his boots only halfway laced up, and one of his kneepads turned sideways. Owen stares blankly straight ahead all the way down to the ring. He rolls into the ring and lies there on the mat.]

Shawn: What the hell…

Lawler: Owen doesn’t look fit to wrestle.

Heenan: Doesn’t look fit to wrestle? He doesn’t look fit to dress himself anymore. What did he do, dress in the dark?

Shawn: This doesn’t look good.

Fink: And his opponent, weighing in at 310 pounds… Bazooka!

[“In the End” hits. Bazooka steps out onto the stage looking a little confused. He walks down the ramp a little unsure. Once in the ring, the bell rings.]

Heenan: Someone should tell Owen that the match started.

[Owen staggers to his feet and walks over to Bazooka. He stomps as hard as he can on Bazooka’s toe. Bazooka bends down in pain and Owen takes advantage. He grabs Bazooka in a very weak headlock. Bazooka doesn’t fight the hold, just tries for a moment to figure out what’s going on. Finally, he picks Owen up and drops him on the back of his neck in a back suplex. Owen lays there motionless. Bazooka gets back to his feet and stares down at Owen. He puts a foot on Owen’s chest. …1 …2 …Owen kicks out and goes insane. He attacks Bazooka with rights and lefts. Bazooka is rocked backward. He stumbles into a corner where Owen continues punching away. Bazooka goes to a knee but the ref breaks it up and warns Owen about using closed fists. Owen’s eyes bug out again and he begins pacing in the middle of the ring. He grabs his hair with both hands and begins pulls it. Owen turns still pacing and is met by a charging Bazooka who takes him down a clothesline.]

Shawn: Come on, stop the match! There’s something wrong with ‘em!

Lawler: Bazooka doesn’t look quite so understanding now that Owen flipped out and punched the living crap out of him.

[Bazooka breathes heavily, apparently very pissed off, staring down at Owen. Bazooka pulls Owen to his feet and sets him up for the Annihilator. He pulls it off and goes for the win. …1 …2 …3!]

Heenan: What the hell just happened…

Fink: The winner of this match and NEW IWA Nation-Wide Champion… Bazooka!

Winner: Bazooka (New champ)

[Bazooka is handed the Nation-Wide title and leaves still confused over what just transpired. The ref checks on Owen but doesn’t like what he sees. He calls for help.]

["Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 plays as various clips of explosions and IWA superstars are shown. The Microsoft Xbox logo is shown followed by "Ground Zero."]

They're ready for you, Mr. Thunder

[We cut backstage to Thunder, Vinny, and Gwen's dressing room. Thunder is doing a little stretching while Vinny slides his knee pad into place. Vinny stands and dances around for a minute making sure his tights are in no need of adjustment. He stops and the smile lets us know everything is where it's supposed to be. Vinny begins to stretch but is interrupted by a knock on the door.]

Vinny: Aye, I got it.

[Vinny walks over to the door and opens it up. A techie stands there wearing a headset and holding a roll of papers.]

Techie: They're ready for you guys at the curtain.

Vinny: Great. Aye, Thunda! Let's roll.

Thunder: I'll be there in a minute. You two go ahead.

Gwen: Alright. Don't be too long.

[Vinny and Gwen leave the dressing room and start down the hall toward the curtain. Thunder continues stretching for a moment with his back turned to the door. Terra peeks his head inside and sees Thunder. He takes a step inside and shuts the door behind him.]

Thunder: [Without turning around] I said I'd be right there. You didn't have to come back for me... Vinny?

[Thunder turns around and gets clocked with a steel chair from Terra. Thunder staggers but doesn't go down. Terra winds up and nails him with another shot, this time even harder. Thunder falls backward against the wall and slides down. Terra drops the bent chair and bends down in Thunder's face.]

Terra: You want me to join YOU, Thunder!? You want me to join your little group!? Let me tell you something, Thunder. There's only one damn thing I'm after - Only one thing I want... The IWA World Heavyweight Championship. If you want me, you got me, Thunder. You got me in the RING.

[Terra storms out of the dressing room. Thunder lays there for a moment only half conscious. Finally, he gets to his feet. He angrily rakes everything off of a nearby table filling the room with sounds of breaking glass and loud crashes. Gwen rushes back in shortly thereafter.]

Gwen: Baby! What happened!?

[Thunder says nothing, just walks out of the room.]

Main Event
Thunder & Vinny vs. Primetime & Venom

HBK: Well boys, you mind if I do the honors this week?

Ross: Not at all, Shawn. Go right ahead.

HBK: Here goes… Ahem… It’s main event time!

Heenan: Hey! That’s MY line!

King: No it’s not, it’s MY line!

Heenan: Well… we usually alternate. But you should’ve asked me, Shawn. It was my turn this week. Now I have to wait until next week.

King: The hell you do. You forfeited your turn to Shawn. Next week it’s mine to say.

Heenan: Nuh uh! I didn’t use my turn, next week I get it.

King: No way. You lost your turn cause you were gawking at that blonde over there. It’s your own fault you missed your turn. The schedule goes on as it should. Next week it’s my turn.

Heenan: Don’t you act all high and mighty, Mister. You were staring at her too!

Ross: Guys! Guys! Shut up!

Fink: Introducing first, weighing in at a total combined weight of 515 pounds, the team of Thunder and Vinny “the Chin” Esposito!

[“Welcome to the Jungle” hits in the arena. The fans get on their feet and boo heavily as Vinny and Thunder step through the curtain. They walk down to the ring and climb in. Thunder leans against the turnbuckles in the corner and slides down to the mat.]

Fink: And their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of 598 pounds… Primetime Sanders and “the Virus” Venom!

[“Here He Comes” hits in the arena. Primetime and Venom step out onto the stage to a mixed reaction from the crowd. They walk down to the ring and stare up at Thunder and Vinny almost afraid to get in the ring]

[Thunder pulls himself up from the corner, and confers with Vinny. They agree that Vinny will start, so Thunder steps outside. Venom tells Primetime that he's starting, so Primetime, reluctantly, steps up on the apron. Venom cautiously climbs into the ring. Once inside, Venom eyes Vinny's 6'2, 255 frame, and then his 7 foot, 350 frame. He chuckles to himself and asks for a test of strength. Vinny obliges, and Venom begins to dominate. Vinny backpedals into the corner, as Venom bares down. Vinny lifts his knee directly into the gut of Venom, to buy him some breathing room. Vinny breaks the hold and delivers a forearm to the bridge of Venom's nose. Venom charges, and Vinny lifts his feet, kicking Venom square in the mush. Vinny blasts out of the corner, but Venom catches him and hits a twisting powerslam! Venom pounds away at Vinny, and then stands to stomp away on him. Venom goes of the ropes, but misses an elbow. Vinny dives to the corner and tags in Thunder.]

JR - Did you see how fast Vinny got out of there?!

King - Do you blame him?!

[Thunder enters the ring and circles Venom. Venom tries a clothesline, but Thunder ducks and hits a neckbreaker. Thunder hops up and drops two quick elbows on Venom's chest. Venom gets to his feet, only to be met with a stinging chop from Thunder. Another chop and Venom's in the corner. Thunder whips Venom across the ring, has it reversed, and reverses again into the original corner. Thunder follows that up with a hard clothesline in the corner. Thunder grabs Venom's head and plants him with a running bulldog in the middle of the ring! Vinny cheers Thunder on as Primetime claps it up for Venom. Venom shakes out the cobwebs, but Thunder is there to nail him with a drop toe hold. Thunder shows Venom up a little, with some smacks to the back of the head.]

Shawn - Don't get his attention, Champ...

King - Too late...he woke the giant!!

[Venom roars to his feet and backhands Thunder across the face. Venom grabs Thunder and presses him to the sky. After a military press, Venom just drops Thunder like a sack of potatoes. Venom staggers over to Primetime and gets the hot tag. Primetime, still seething over the loss last week, dives into the ring, and on top of Thunder, crushing his cranium with right hands. Primetime yanks Thunder to his feet, and hits two sweet snap suplexes. Primetime's going off here...he bull rushes Vinny in the corner, who goes flying into the barricade. Primetime grabs Thunder and gives him two swift chops to the chest. Primetime guts Thunder with a knee and sets him up for his powerbomb. Vinny goes to the top rope and sails down at Primetime, hitting him with a clothesline and knocking him away from Thunder. Venom comes back into the ring, but the referee stops him. Vinny goes to the outside and Thunder powerslams Primetime! Vinny hurdles the top rope, and lands a leg drop to the back of Primetime's head! Venom shoves the referee away and blasts Vinny in the head. He grabs Thunder and hurls him over the top rope. Vinny slides back in, but is met with a chokeslam! The referee finally gets Venom out of the ring and Primetime goes to the outside to grab Thunder. Vinny nails Primetime and Thunder rolls back into the ring.]

JR - We're seeing some high impact, intense action here!

King - What else would you expect from the I..W..A?!

[Primetime rolls back into the ring, and gets to his knees. Thunder rams him in the face with a kneelift..and again! Thunder grabs Primetime and tries to set up up for the Shockwave. Primetime swiftly counters and makes the tag to Venom! Venom comes in and cleans house! He sets Thunder up for a chokeslam and hits it! Venom smiles and kneels down. He puts a hand on Thunder’s chest. The ref hits the mat and begins the count. …1 …2 …Vinny rushes in and stomps Venom in the back of the head. Venom stands slowly and turns around. He glares at Vinny who’s now petrified with fear. Venom slowly walks toward Vinny who’s backing away. He inadvertently backs right into his opponent’s corner. Once Vinny’s within reaching distance, Primetime grabs him by the shoulder and spins him around. Vinny nails Primetime across the face with a hard right. He goes sailing off the apron, spins in midair, and takes the steel guardrail right on the chin. Vinny turns back to see Venom closing in. He acts on impulse and rocks Venom with his version of the superkick, aptly titled Vinny the Chin Music. The force turns Venom all the way around. His eyes begin to roll back in his head and his mouth drops open. It was a beautiful kick completely KO’ing Venom. Venom drops to his knees but before he can fall forward, Thunder grabs him.]

Shawn - Wow.

King - He got way up there with that superkick. Venom’s a tall guy.

Heenan: Now what’s this? What’s he doing!? Thunder should just pin him and end the match right now! He’s… He’s reviving him!

[Thunder gently slaps Venom, who’s still on his knees, across the face a few times. Venom slowly comes back to life. He closes his mouth and blankly looks up at Thunder. Thunder smiles then grabs Venom around the head and pulls him to his feet. He falls backward hitting a picture perfect Evenflow DDT. Thunder rolls Venom, who’s out cold a second time now, onto his back and lazily hooks the leg. …1 …2 …3!]

Shawn: Oh, that was sick!

Ross: Why would he do such a thing!? That was brutal!

Heenan: Ha ha ha ha ha! Now THERE’S a champion!

Lawler: You have to be a sick, twisted individual to revive a guy just to put him back out. VERY sick and VERY twisted as a matter of fact… You can’t help but admire those traits.

Ross: Oh shut up.

Winners: Thunder and Vinny “the Chin” Esposito

Could It Be?

[Thunder gets up and orders the ref over to raise his hand in victory. Vinny rushes over to have his hand raised as well. “Welcome to the Jungle” hits again as Vinny and Thunder celebrate. The theme ends abruptly with a short, high-pitched sound (the sound you hear when you take the needle off of a record while it’s playing) followed by a brief moment of silence before… “N… W… O…” is heard. The fans come unglued as Nash and Hall, the Outsyders, jump the barricade and hit the ring. They take Vinny and Thunder down from behind as they stare at the ramp wide-eyed. Once down, Hall and Nash begin stomping them wildly. Venom and Primetime see what’s going on and roll in the ring. They walk up and help Hall and Nash in the stomping. Once Vinny and Thunder have been stomped to oblivion, they all stop. Primetime and Venom look at each other with huge smiles on their faces then turn to Nash and Hall. Primetime and Venom raise a hand waiting for a high-five from the Outsyders. Hall and Nash exchange a glance then simultaneously nail Venom and Primetime with a right hand. Both go down where Hall and Nash then stomp them much to the crowd’s delight. They give the WolfPac sign before exiting the ring.]

Ross: Oh my God…

[The show goes off the air.]